Faux News - We Deceive, You Believe
 
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Vatican Guard
The Vatican – The scary thing is, people take these guys seriously.
 
Sean Penn and Jesse Jackson - Venezuela Bastard Kids
 
Wimpy Astronaut Mark E. Kelly
 
Chavez Succumbs to Drone Radiation Attack
Hugo Chavez Attacked by US Radiation Drone
Caracas, Venezuela – Hugo Chavez dies of cancer exactly 18 months after a US drone delivered a lethal dose of radiation.   The defiant Chavez is seen in this undated photo, shaking his fist at the intruding drone which made a single low flying pass.   Irradiating his podium for a mere 12 seconds, the drone silently delivered enough radiation to induce terminal lymphatic cancer.   A US source, off the record, is quoted saying, "We’ve been using radiation to eliminate troublemakers since Martha Mitchell; however, this delivery system is much easier than putting strontium-90 in cornflakes"
 
 
Dennis Rodman Trumps Hanoi Jane
Dennis Rodman with Kim Jong trumps Hanoi Jane
 
Rosa Parks Statue in the Back of the Hall
 
Pope Joins Church of Scientology
Pope Benedict XVI joins Church of Scientology
The Vatican – Citing better pay and a chance to meet more exciting people, the Pope today announced he will be resigning from the Catholic Church and starting a new job as leader of the Church of Scientology.   Although, always being somewhat of a rebel, many Catholics are shocked at his announcement.   "You’re never too old to move onto a better opportunity," the Pope said, "Hey, you’re lucky I’m giving you a two weeks notice."
 
 
Obama Fly on Head